An open letter to my dog

Dear Nano,

I understand you somehow hurt your paw. But when I see you limping on the other one the next morning, I suspect that it is no longer bothering you and now you are limping to get attention.

Here's a tip. For that to work you need to remember to limp on the paw that was legitimately hurt, and not switch back and forth. You also need to limp all the time, not just when you know I am looking. I see you more than you think I do, so when you are not limping and then start limping when you see me watching you, it makes me suspect your "injury" is fake.

You are not selling it properly.

Your owner, Scott