Last week I took the dogs on a walk and now I know what the AT-AT drivers felt like in "The Empire Strikes Back."
Nano managed to tangle himself up in his leash, so I was trying to untangle him and he bolted.
I managed to hold onto the leash so he didn't get away, but Tera had successfully pulled a "school boy" move on me - setting herself up behind my ankles to cause me to trip backward.
Between Nano pulling on my arm and Tera tripping me, I hit the pavement on my rear end.
The bad news for Tera is that I partially landed on her, too. Good move, Tera.
Also, because I am stuck in 1991, I immediately said "I've fallen and I can't get up!"