Happy New Year!

I have made the following three New Years Resolutions:

1. I resolve to lose more of my hair in 2020.

2. I resolve to have the hair that remains go more gray in 2020.

3. I resolve that my beard will be more gray in 2020.

I made these three resolutions in 2019, and was wildly successful in keeping them. I am pretty sure I can repeat that.