Rumors floating around the courthouse

So there is apparently a rumor going around that I am running for Monroe County Auditor.

Let me clear that up. I am not running for Monroe County Auditor.

In fact, I am not planning on running for any office anytime soon.

I have no idea how these things get started. I have not told anyone I was even interested, much less that I am running. I have a two-month old baby and a two-year-old toddler, so that is where my focus is for the foreseeable future. And quite frankly, I do not want to be Auditor.